Posted on April 27, 2017
Christian Eriksen mega-strike sinks stubborn Eagles to keep pace with Chelsea who have a jolly good time at Stamford Bridge: John Terry logs minutes to a standing ovation, Fabregas moves past Lampard into 2nd for Premier League assists, and Costa breaks 5-game goal scoring drought. Meanwhile, Sanchez does his best Rivaldo impression following Fuchs’ late throw-in, Joey Barton faces an 18-month suspension for sports betting, and Mike is subjected to torture.
Posted on April 24, 2017
Sir Ben and Paul talk FA Cup results, Liverpool’s capitulation to Big Sam’s Crystal Palace, Jagielka’s noggin getting rocked, and Adam Johnson’s prison shenanigans. Meanwhile, Mike is MIA in Mexico City, possibly deceased or worse.
Posted on April 20, 2017
John Terry calls it a day at Chelsea (we’ve got a super cool tune for this part of the show); Barca leaves the Champions League with a whimper; the dream is over for Leicester City, so where do they go from here?
Chelsea fail to get a single shot on net against a dominant Manchester United; Liverpool pull off a big 1-0 against West Brom; Paul still thinks Arsenal can make the top four.
Arsenal lose away at Crystal Palace; BvB gets bombed while on a bus; Everton’s Barkley gets punched in the face on a night out.
United beat Sunderland in a very boring, listless affair; City beat up on an uninspired Hull; Chelsea put down Bournemouth. Mike and Paul take phone calls from random listeners.
Chelsea hand Pep and Manchester City their sixth loss of the season; United predictably draw against Everton; Arsenal finally win a game; Rick-Steve sings an original tune.
Manchester City and Arsenal are both left wanting after a 2-2 draw; Chelsea drop points against Crystal Palace as Spurs earn a big three points to move a shade closer to the top of the table; Mike and Paul do a rap battle.
Ronaldo gets honoured with possibly the ugliest, most unflattering statue ever; Liverpool get set to take on Everton; as it turns out, Sanchez makes less than half og what Wayne Rooney pulls in and that’s basically untenable, right?
The Premier League gets put on hold as a bunch of shitty international teams battle it out in World Cup qualifiers. 1. Also, Paul accidentally ventures into the land outside of the top four; it’s a hellish sight to behold.