EPLpod: Luis Suárez is a talented asshole

Luis Suárez should have been sent off twice; instead, he scored twice as Barcelona downed Atlético Madrid 2-1 in the first leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. Paul and Mike try to discuss the inner workings of the #PanamaPapers, but opt for Fantasy League banter instead.

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EPLpod: Leicester City have (basically) won the league

Paul hasn’t left his house in two weeks and is slowly starting to go stir crazy, Mike is drunk, and Leicester City (basically) wrap up the league with yet another a 1-0.

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Gary Neville

EPLpod: Someone get a taxi for Gary Neville!

Paul flies off the handle when Mike suggests gifting a few pens, Gary Neville gets the sack from Valencia, and Romelu Lukaku acts like a cry baby.

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EPLpod: Old Rooney OUT, Slightly-Less-Old Vardy IN

More [yawn] international friendlies… Holland beats England, [yawn] France topple Russia, and Germany gives [yawn] Italy a firm spanking. Paul & Mike go back to the Rooney-vs-Vardy well in the hopes of making the show somewhat interesting.

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EPLpod: No WAGs allowed at Euro 2016?

Martin O’Neill says that the wives and girlfriends of Ireland’s senior squad won’t be permitted at Euro 2016, unless they’re “really, really hot.” Mike & Paul discuss sex before a match, England vs. Germany, and The Larry Sanders Show.

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Adam Johnson

EPLpod: Good riddance Adam Johnson, fare thee well Johan Cruyff

Adam Johnson of Sunderland has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. Mike & Paul discuss the issue. Also, Johan Cruyff sadly passes away at 68.

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EPLpod: Should Euro 2016 be played behind closed doors?

In the wake of the terrorist attacks in France and Belgium, Uefa aren’t ruling out the possibility of holding Euro 2016 behind closed doors. Mike & Paul talk discuss the issue.

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EPLpod: Marcus Rashford you fucking beauty!

Marcus Rashford scored in his first ever Manchester derby, giving United a 1-0 win, Liverpool slip up against Southhampton, Leicester City keep eeking out wins.

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EPLpod: Liverpool knock Manchester United out of Europa

Manchester United hit a new low by being ousted from Europa by their arch-rivals Liverpool, Spurs are eliminated by Borussia Dortmund.

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EPLpod: Messi, Suarez, Neymar demolish Arsenal

Arsenal get knocked out of the UEFA Champions League yet again in the round of 16, City become England’s last chance for European glory, and PSV fans absolutely disgrace themselves and their club.

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