EPLpod: Legendary Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes rips Louis van Gaal a new asshole

Manchester United barely squeezed by League One’s Sheffield United at Old Trafford, Arsenal continue their winning ways by giving Sunderland a good-old fashioned rogering, and Micah Richards tries to explain to fans why Aston Villa really is trying not to suck so bad.

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EPLpod: Gareth Bale to Manchester United?

Real Madrid sacked their manager Rafael Benítez this week. What does this mean for the British sensation Gareth Bale? Perhaps a spicy transfer back to England in the January transfer window? Probably not, but, hey, one can dream!

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EPLpod: Manchester United finally win, West Ham down Liverpool

Manchester United barely manage to beat bottom-feeders Swansea City, West Ham chop Klopp’s top four ambitions with a 2 nil beat-down, and Chelsea brush aside an undermanned Crystal Palace squad with a convincing 3-0 victory.

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EPLpod: Jamie Vardy to Manchester United?

Will high-flying Jamie Vardy of Leicester City fly the coop to Manchester United in the January transfer window? Who knows, but what we do know is that Liverpool took down Sunderland while Manchester City failed to pick up all three points at the King Power Stadium.

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EPLpod: Manchester United unable to beat woeful Chelsea

Manchester United fired blanks against Guus Hiddink’s Chelsea side, Stoke snatched victory from the jaws of defeat against Everton, and Arsenal go top of the table for the time being.

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EPLpod: Top 5 ugliest players in the English Premier League

Never mind ugly Christmas sweaters, we’re talking ugly football players! Who is the ugliest player in the English Premier League? Mike & Paul needlessly weigh in with their hot takes on this totally frivolous, yet clickbait-y segment. Manchester United lose to Stoke, Arsenal lose to Southampton, and a lot of other teams lose as well.

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EPLpod: Louis van Gaal acts like a spoiled brat, Liverpool get ready for Leicester City

Louis van Gaal walks out of a press conference in a seething rage, Liverpool get ready to duff up white-hot Leicester City (at least according to the bookmakers), and Jose Mourinho remains unemployed.

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EPLpod: José Mourinho to Manchester United?

Will the recently fired José Mourinho take over from Louis van Gaal at Manchester United? Is Odion Ighalo the real deal?  With a little help from their UK-based football insider, Napoleon, Mike & Paul answer these pressing questions as well as exchange Secret Santa presents.

EPLpod: The Force Awakens

Will Chelsea finally be able to pick up three points against the low-hanging fruit that is Sunderland? Will Arsenal continue their winning ways against the unpredictable Manchester City? Mike & Paul rekindle their friendship as they pretend to be a Jedi Knight and a Sith Lord respectively. Listen on, young Padawan.

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EPLpod: Manchester United get embarrassed by Bournemouth, Liverpool celebrate draw against West Brom

Scrappy old Bournemouth take down a piss-poor Manchester United side, Arsenal go top of the table, and Liverpool manage to pull out a draw against West Brom. Also, Paul makes a few wild accusations against Mike regarding Consuela which could forever end the show.

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