Posted on April 13, 2017
United beat Sunderland in a very boring, listless affair; City beat up on an uninspired Hull; Chelsea put down Bournemouth. Mike and Paul take phone calls from random listeners.
Chelsea hand Pep and Manchester City their sixth loss of the season; United predictably draw against Everton; Arsenal finally win a game; Rick-Steve sings an original tune.
Manchester City and Arsenal are both left wanting after a 2-2 draw; Chelsea drop points against Crystal Palace as Spurs earn a big three points to move a shade closer to the top of the table; Mike and Paul do a rap battle.
Ronaldo gets honoured with possibly the ugliest, most unflattering statue ever; Liverpool get set to take on Everton; as it turns out, Sanchez makes less than half og what Wayne Rooney pulls in and that’s basically untenable, right?
The Premier League gets put on hold as a bunch of shitty international teams battle it out in World Cup qualifiers. 1. Also, Paul accidentally ventures into the land outside of the top four; it’s a hellish sight to behold.
City draw Liverpool at home, much to the delight of Pep; United keep up with their winning ways with a victory over Boro; Mike, Paul, and Ben take listener calls.
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Posted on March 16, 2017
Man City get pushed out of the Champions League by plucky, little Monaco; Michael Oliver ruins the FA Cup clash between United and Chelsea; Paul shows up an hour late, yet again.
United draw Rostov on an uneven, frozen pitch in the first leg of a Europa round of 16 match; Arsenal finally win a game of football; Son gets racially abused as Spurs destroy Millwall.
Barcelona pull themselves out from the jaws of defeat, unlike woeful Arsenal. United have to play on a crummy pitch in Russia.