EPLpod: Bayern Munich murder Arsenal

Arsenal effectively gets knocked out of the Champions League, Barcelona get ripped apart by PSG, and Jesus is unlikely to rise from the injured.

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EPLpod: Hull gets the old handball shaft

United extend their unbeaten streak in the premier league to 16 games, Spurs don’t bother to show up against Liverpool, and Chelsea are held at Burnley.

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EPLpod: Leicester, Lallana llamas, and Lampard

Mike, Paul, and Ben chat transfers, managerial woes (in the case of Ranieri and Wenger), tattoos, and the retirement of Chelsea legend Frank Lampard.

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EPLpod: Beware of Hazard

Arsenal are collectively jealous of Bellerin’s concussion-induced amnesia; Liverpool lose to Hull (That’s right, fucking Hull). And Paul’s fat fingers get in the way of Mike’s pledge drive.

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EPLpod: Arsenal somehow manages to lose to Watford

Arsenal sink to a new low by losing to Watford at home; United shit the bed against Hull; West Ham get smashed by Manchester City.

Also, David Remely might very well be a serial killer.

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EPLpod: Klopp’s Liverpool can’t seem to stop losing

Liverpool lose for the third time in as many matches; United and Arsenal dish out ruthless beatings respectively in the FA Cup; the gents talk about the shambles that is West Ham United.

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EPLpod: Arsenal are the new bad-boys of the Premier League

Granit Xhaka acts like a total prick at the airport, Southampton sends Liverpool packing in the EFL Cup, and Mike dies.

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EPLpod: Can Jesus really save Manchester City?

Can Jesus save Manchester City?

Arsenal manage to get a late winner against Joey Barton’s Burnley, United draw against Stoke, and Liverpool lose to Swansea… at home… LOL!

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EPLpod: Manchester City may be dopes, but are they doping?

Manchester City might very well get throttled against Spurs this weekend, but are they also covering up a massive doping scandal? Mike and Paul weigh in with their thoughts. In other news, Manchester United top the rich list while only five years ago Kelechi Iheanacho had to save up 18 cents in order to watch his teammates win the league by beating QPR.

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Kane bags hat-trick on new baby bounce

Who’s the bigger asshole? Costa or Payet? The guys debate the question. In other news, Kane scores three times as Spurs down West Brom and Liverpool and United get locked in a stalemate.

 

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